Machine Pt. II

Hey!

how are you ?

hows ya weekend been so far ?

I came across your profile and would be interested in knowing more about you .Please

have a look at my profile and let me know if you would like to liaise further .

by the way i like ur hair style

is that your hair colour real ?

Looking forward to hearing from u soon

thnx

best regards

sent by phone

Oh Phone, it's you again! Wow, didn't think I'd ever say this but I was actually starting to miss you - these real boys are nowhere near as entertaining!

Have you updated your software or something? I think there may be some bugs in your system - you can no longer capitalise the first letter of a sentence (something that machines automatically do for us lazy human beings these days).

If it wasn't for those three ridiculous sign offs you would have had me fooled - asking about my natural hair colour? That was a stroke of genius! They never would have caught you in Blade Runner...

Not interested in liaising any further,

This Girl

OhEmGee

"OMG your tastes in music are quite identical to mine. I too enjoy 80s music and 90s Hip Hop

Would you care to name which artists or particular songs

Cool profile you have, you seem like a sweetheart"

WTF! What kind of man starts off a message with ridiculous teen girl text speak? Especially when the words that follow are so formal - "Ah yes, I too enjoy the music of previous decades..."

Not sure what you're trying to get at with that little quiz about songs and artists - It's almost as if you don't believe that two people could have similar/quite identical music tastes? Not quite the OMG moment you think it is, but I guess I should admire the enthusiasm you're bringing to the party.

FYI, a little more punctuation would be great - you started so you may as well finish, right?

LOL This Girl