"Can I take you out"
Dear Badass Mofo,
Seeing as your profile only lists very basic information I'm afraid I must decline. The only information you seem willing to give is that you're a security guard who has his own car. I presume this must be how you transport the bodies that you take out for your mafia boss?
The intense stare and lack of smile in your profile pictures only fuels the chills I'm feeling down my spine right now. Maybe you could soften them up by holding a teddy bear or a baby?
Actually, stay away from babies...
This Girl