"hello you look pretty in your pink dress and tights xx"
Dear Mr...
...WHAT THE HELL, THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT I'M WEARING RIGHT NOW!
At first glance I thought your message was commenting on one of my pictures, but I realise as I read through it that I don't have a photo like that on the website, and in fact that's actually the outfit I'm wearing at this exact moment in time...
I know on your profile you say you want to "find a girlfriend so I can be happy", but I don't think that you should physically go out and hunt one down! Especially as you're in Canterbury and I'm in London. That is TOO FAR my friend...
Please move your attentions along to someone else immediately!
This Girl (or That Girl, or someone else completely different and incognito)
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