Wednesday, 29 May 2013

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Hey This Girl, 


Firstly I can count to 5 in welsh. 


Secondly, you said that if you pick your laptop by the screen that's bad, what about an iPad? It's basically all screen! 


If you could have a super power what would it be? 
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Hey Mr No-Nonsense,

Thanks for the memo-style message that makes me feel like I'm at work; having to give facts about myself for some lame team-building exercise.

Firstly, being able to count in a dying language is not a skill that I find in any way desirable. In fact, unless you need to write to a penpal in Patagonia (the only place where Welsh is spoken outside of Wales), it's completely useless. You will not be a good role model for our potential future children.

Secondly, I said I hate it when people pick up a laptop by the screen. What does that have to do with an iPad? Again, pedantry is not something I want to pass on to our offspring...

And finally, if I could have a super power it would undoubtedly be the ability to ignore men who send me ridiculous messages...

Looks like I'm off to join the X-Men then!

This Girl